Monday, March 3, 2014

The Wins and Fails of the 2014 Oscars

Last night marked the 86th year the Oscars have taken place. This means 86 years of glamour... and ultimately 86 years of fails. This year my girl (or actually everybody's girl... because honestly who doesn't love her) Ellen DeGeneres hosted. Here is the ultimate list of total wins and hilarious fails at what was probably the best Oscars...in like ever.


Wins:

1. Pharrell's almost-to-giant-to-be-a-hat hat made another guest appearance. Basically his hat is a celebrity as it commands a 22.1 K mass of followers on twitter. Plus Ellen used it to collect money for the pizza she ordered

2. Ellen ordered pizza, Brad Pitt handed out paper plates and the pizza delivery guy kept his cool.

...lets be real, he was probably like this on the inside



3. J. Law and her entire being. (her just showing up is a win)... but did i mention she also tripped and looked FLAWLESS doing it. HOW DO YOU DO IT JENNIFER?! HOW??

4. Bill Murray took time to remember his old friend from Ghostbusters, Harold Ramis

5. Lupita Nyong'o's  dresses. She looked like a Cinderella at the Oscars, and looked radiant at the after party in Miu Miu. Blues and greens are such beautiful colors on Black women.

6. Karen O's performance of the Moon Song from Her was hauntingly beautiful. If you didn't see it check it out.

7. JGL and Emma Watson... I ship them together (as does anyone who saw the Oscars)

8. Kristen Chenowith's dress

9. Kristen Bell's burrito stuffed clutch

10. Ellen DeGeneres in a Glinda Costume. Those 80s sleeves though.


Credit: Huffington Post


Epic Fails:

1. Adela Dazeem. C'mon Jorn Tromolto, C'mon!

2. Leonardo DiCaprio not winning is just heartbreaking. I'm so sorry Leo, I guess 4 Oscar nominations just isn't enough.

3. there aren't anymore fails because this year's Oscars were just too great.